The future of Politics in India ; Time traveller's tale

With due apologies to H.G.Wells, I used his time machine to go 10 years in the future and being the ultimate armchair analyst, went to the virtual world first. I came across and interesting investigative report on a worrying situation in politics. The report is reproduced here. Since I am publishing it in their past, there are no troubling copyright issues. Incidentally, the author name is same as mine.  

Politics faces Brain-drain

New Delhi, 28th Feb 2024

A surprising trend has been noticed in the political circles; the political parties are not finding enough candidates for the upcoming parliamentary elections.

Confirming this trend, our source in a national party said, “It is quite surprising, in fact shocking. Till last elections we used to have thousands of hopefuls standing in a queue for the party ticket to parliamentary elections. They would use all means possible, ethical or unethical, legal or illegal, democratic or fascist to impress, bribe, threaten the leadership into giving them tickets. But last week when we invited applications / nominations for upcoming parliamentary election, there was hardly any response! Even the sitting MPs did not bother to apply!

Few weird people came. When we asked for their credentials, they began narrating their family tree and history. They probably had not understood the kind we were looking for. ”  

Other parties too confirmed the trend. One party leader, speaking off the record, explained the situation, ”Shortly we would be carrying tickets on handcarts, going to the lanes and by-lanes and shouting ‘M.P. ka ticket lelo’ like erstwhile Aam Aadmi Party did ten years back.”

To understand the reasons of such sudden disinterest of the politicians in politics, we tried to talk to a sitting MP. He did not come on line but his wife picked up the phone and in response to our question, took out her frustrations on us.

अरॆ, काहॆ कॆ M.P.? मॆरॆ भाई कॊ नौकरी नही दिलवा सकतॆ, मॆरॆ मायकॆ वालॊ का घर‌ नही बनवा सकतॆ, अपनॆ उस‌ मुअे फण्ड‌ सॆ  मॆरॆ रिश्तॆदारॊ कॊ ठॆकॆ नही दिलवा सकतॆ.

हमॆशा उस‌ संसद में बैठॊ, फिर‌ एक गॉव कॊ गॊद‌ लॊ, गॉव गॉव जाकर‌ काम‌ करॊ. अपनॆ बच्चॆ पलतॆ नही, गॉव कॊ कौन‌ पालॆगा? कॊई दिहाड़ी मजदूर‌ है क्या

फिर‌ कमाई कुछ नही. लॆदॆ कर‌ सिर्फ‌ तनख्वाह‌ ही आती है घर‌ में. फिर‌ Politics का क्या फायदा.

इस काम सॆ तॊ इनका खानदानी, चॊरी का धन्धा अच्छा था. कभी कभी बड़ा हाथ‌ तॊ लगता था

To get another perspective, we met another sitting M.P., a businessman turned politician, who had not bothered to respond to his party’s pleadings for accepting the ticket.

“You see, the ROI (return on investment) in this LOB (line of business) has been pared drastically over last few years. Input costs have gone up, the business needs very intensive monitoring, bottom line has thinned, opportunities of forward integration have become unattractive and other income line in the P&L account has almost vanished. The sentiment is pretty low & I am playing short.”

By now, we were about as clear as someone who has just heard an election speech of Rahul Gandhi (a dynastic leader who was famous for his funny speeches) but we had a job to do and plodded on.   

Our next stop was a journalist turned politician (it is so difficult to find pure politicians these days). Given his professional propensity to use 1000 words where 10 are needed, he was more forthcoming.
“I was planning to fight again on the party ticket but decided to go to my constituency first.

So, last week, I was in a remote village of my constituency which in inhabited by minority community. To my utter surprise, they asked me not to give a speech. They had arranged a projector and as I sat down, they began playing my speeches from the last election. How embarrassing!

Then they played another speech from last to last election, a ten year old one!

I had to sit through my own speeches, listening to all the promises I had made in last two elections, though I did not remember any of them. And I realized I had made too many! Though the villagers were well behaved and magnanimous; they asked me to choose only five of the promises I will keep in the next term out of the ones made five and ten years back.

I tried to change the discussion to my comfort zone and told them that the religion is in danger. Within seconds they projected my own, two week old tweet where I had berated those who helped create sense of victimhood among the minorities by using this specific phrase!

I had to, actually, beat a hasty retreat. But let me tell you, this ever expanding reach of communicators and worldnet has made winning an election difficult. Everyone knows everything!”   

It was a social scientist who helped us put the issue in perspective. He pontificated, “There comes a time for every profession faces an existential threat. It has happened to many professions over last few decades. Smuggling which was quite glamorous respective profession in 1970s became face to face with liberalization and almost died. What remained was only drug smuggling, highly illegal, highly dangerous and without any glamour what so ever.

Similarly, journalism was originally supposed to be an opinion shaper. It lost its moral compass &  reached its peak when its exponents were deciding cabinet postings and influencing economic & foreign policies but then suddenly one fine day, a decade or so back, a new regime, cut them off from the undue favors, handouts and any influence they had in governmental decisions & policies. Unable to take the shock, they became desperate, noise levels went up and public fatigue began setting in. Other mediums of communication soon challenged the old establishment and the high decibel, moralizing, sermonizing, name throwing version of journalism went into a coma. The unglamorous, honest version of journalism without the glamour remained and thrived.

Now, it seems to be happening to politics. There was a time when every profession looked upto politics as the ultimate level of attainment, a kind of moksha. As the crooks and fraudsters knew more ways to pull others down and were not constrained by morality and such utopian considerations, they almost dominated the political environment. And to get elected as a M.L.A. or M.P., what you needed was some seed money, an airtime deal, a constituency and an emotive issue which could be used there. But, things changed thereafter.

The first blow to this perversion was the end of dynasties in politics which began ten years ago and concluded around 5 years back.

Then, public was getting more & more educated, aware and empowered. As the introduction of worldnet*opened the virtual space to all, asymmetry of information reduced rapidly. What was known to an educated youngster in a Bandra apartment also became known to a farmer in Khagaria; though they might have interpreted it differently. As public awareness grew, governance had to turn transparent and the elected representative was forced to become accessible, accountable and responsible thus reducing the scope for pilferage, theft and scams.

Simultaneously, the elected representatives were made to work. Mandatory attendance in legislature, adoption of villages, towns & programs, a close watch on wealth and accountability of development funds made the life miserable for them.

The profession now requires intensive hard work without much financial benefits. No wonder the poor political parties are finding it difficult to attract candidates. Hence the brain-drain.” The social scientist concluded.

Though the jury is still out on what would transpire in the politics of India or how the parties would deal with this brain-drain, the fact that the public is finally getting representatives as servants and not lords & masters is the good news.   

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